This is a story I'd started working on months ago, stopped, then finally kicked myself into finishing recently. Just after I'd started it, I was pointed at a story by Naman which is also a "virtual reality" story, but this is different enough that I don't think anyone's going to assume one piece has inspired the other. Highly fluffy but fun. The violence, such as it is, is highly cartoonish – the piece might earn an R rating for language, though!

A vignette about Sarah and her problems with the phone company, featuring her friend Chipotle, a coyote who also happens to be the Giants' Club assistant manager. (She's in charge of the stuff for the "doll-sized" people.) Less cutely vicious than the first story and funnier. Still adult.